Everyone is betting big on Elon Musk’s Twitter and whoever runs the firm that owns the microblogging network.
In a five-post interaction on Twitter, Bess Kalb, an Emmy-nominated comedy writer, praised Elon Musk for “taking a chance” on her. In a post that stated, “I can now announce: I am honored, humbled and frankly still in disbelief to be the future CEO of Twitter,” she tagged the second-richest person in the world.
Kalb praised Elon Musk for “taking a chance” on her in a string of five fake tweets on Twitter. With a mention of Elon Musk, Kalb tweeted, “Can finally announce: I am humbled, honored, and frankly still in shock to be the new CEO of Twitter.”
Can finally announce: I am humbled, honored, and frankly still in shock to be the new CEO of @twitter. Though we haven't always seen eye to eye (Edgelord memes! Verification fiasco! The "sink" joke being the full extent of his business plan!) I am thrilled @elonmusk took a chan
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 21, 2022
Elon Musk would be pretty irritated by the fact that his message doesn’t instantly indicate or appear to be a parody, especially in light of the controversy surrounding the suspension of his accounts after numerous accounts impersonated him.
Users who use a “spoof” account on Twitter without making it apparent that it is one will have their accounts permanently suspended, he said.
Despite the fact that he can only have children in a lab, she declared, “I’ll be on Twitter as he is at the Met Gala every year. Despite the fact that he had children with numerous women, even though his facelifts are melting, he snubs “Media Elites” when they make fun of him.
I just want to thank you all for the outpouring of pic.twitter.com/AS264Bmi0a
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 23, 2022
Finally, Elon made more than $68,000 off his most successful invention, Twitter Blue. We at Twitter appreciate his brilliant and profitable idea and wish him luck in his future endeavors. We are confident that they will be fantastic and just “explode” a small number of people, she said.
Who is Bess Kalb?
Writer Bess Kalb contributes to Jimmy Kimmel Live! and is a journalist for The New Yorker, for which she has received an Emmy nomination. No One Will Tell You This But Me: A True Story (As It Was Told to Me), her best-selling memoir about her grandmother Bobby Bell, details her life.
Sorry to have to do this and I can guarantee things are not chaotic behind the scenes, but @elonmusk keeps saying the “vox of the populi” is expressed through tweeted polls visible to the author’s followers, so: Should I be re-instated as the CEO of @twitter?
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 24, 2022
Kalb grew up in Westchester and Manhattan. Later, he relocated to San Francisco, California, where he worked as a writer for sites including Wired, GQ.com, The New Republic, GOOD, Salon.com, and others. To start a comedy career, Kalb relocated to Los Angeles in 2012.
Kalb’s tweets with political overtones got the attention of President Donald Trump on May 28, 2017, and he disabled his account on Twitter.
At a fundraiser for Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in 2018, Kalb performed a stand-up comedy routine with Hillary Clinton and then-candidate Lucy McBath (now a congresswoman).